Nur dumme Kinder essen alles

There’s no mystery – babies will taste anything because they’re idiots; toddlers want an energy-delivery system as efficient as possible, so they can get back to whatever element of their cyclonic behaviour they think is so important. Mostly, they will refuse anything that isn’t bread or chocolate until they’re 14. If your one still eats quinoa at four, that’s because it is not very bright.

Die wunderbare Zoe Williams schreibt in ihrer aktuellen Anti-Natal-Kolumne im Guardian über Essgewohnheiten von Kindern.